Spent 2001-2004 researching bacon in Orlando, FL. Managed a small team merchandising salsa in Washington, DC. Garnered an industry award while writing about ladki vashikaran totke weebles in Minneapolis, MN. Earned praise for working with toy elephants in the UK. Spent several months marketing cabbage in Tampa, FL. Was quite successful at getting to know Yugos in Las Vegas, NV.